December 2011
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In Defense of the Emoticon →
I’m tired of people hating on LOL and similar internet jargon. You wanna know who’s actually ‘laughing out loud’? Me. That’s who. Ask anyone who has witnessed me in front of a computer for more than fifteen minutes. You know why I’m laughing out loud? Because the internet is fun. Because the internet tickles me. Because I’m talking to someone who makes me laugh or watching a cat mastering a...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Drinking, Wii & Sushi Day Date with My Favourite...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“two psychopaths but we know that no matter how many knives we put in each...”
Dec 22nd
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Christmas Elves at Work
are jingling around with a cart full of eggnog & rum, baileys & coffee, and all the good treats. This is lovely.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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BUS YOUR OWN TRAY: Angeleno-to-English Dictionary:... →
spiegelman: “I’ll be there in 5.” — It will take me 10 minutes to get there, then another 5 to 10 to find parking, plus I’m not leaving for 5 minutes. “I’m in traffic.” — I haven’t left yet. “I’m around the corner.” — I’m in traffic. “It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there.” — (irregular) It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there. “The event starts at 8pm.” — The event starts at 9:30. “The...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Garrett: What are you suppose to do as a defenseman [when the Sedins are on the attack]?
Shorthouse: Weep.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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It's December 19th...
I’ve been to a wonderful company Christmas party. I’ve had turkey dinner with my best friends. I’ve collected food for the food bank, received Christmas cards and bought Christmas presents. I’ve made (terrible) Christmas crafts, eaten Christmas cookies and listened to Christmas music. I’ve done a Secret Santa at a Christmas brunch, and every day I sit at my desk,...
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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I Could Etch These Top 3 Lists in Stone:
Matthew Gray Gubler Howie Mandell Simon Cowell Emma Stone Mila Kunis Ellen Degeneres
Dec 15th
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“If it wasn’t for the twins, I don’t think anyone would hear about Dave Bolland....”
– Kevin Bieksa (via foreveracanuck33)
Dec 15th
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5 Internet Lies →
BRB Ah, the ol’ BRB (known aliases: AFK, BBL, “I have a meeting in five.”) This is the most innocuous way to tiptoe away from a conversation you don’t have the patience or cunning to partake in. BRB opens up a world of opportunities: you can keep up with your Twitter feed (in real time!), surf the web for cat pics, maybe even take a bathroom break if you’re feeling adventurous. You’ve got the...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“I enjoy working as a team player. I’m not a loner, but I’m not super social. I...”
– Henrik Sedin (via rawrzuhlind)
Dec 12th
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Dec 2nd
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“And once you lose yourself, you have two choices. Find the person you used to...”
– One Tree Hill
Dec 2nd
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