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So, aside from some cleaning up, we’re officially out of the old house. And if it weren’t for the late night help of amazing friends, all my things would still be sitting in the garage, and I’d be beside them crying. Jen, Kat & Serena? Julia and I owe you for life.
William Glasser said, “What happened in the past that was painful has a...– Prentiss - Criminal Minds
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I built an 8 foot wardrobe by myself. Shelves have been installed. A 55” tv is being delivered and installed today. Cable and internet will be set up tomorrow. Sleeping in the new place tonight. And officially out of the old place tomorrow.
Ben: So, the salad's done, the risotto is cooking. Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?
Karen: Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick; so you're asking the wrong gal, okay?
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stellibelli: “‘Life’s too short’ is repeated often enough to be a cliché, but this time it’s true. You don’t have enough time to be both happy and mediocre. It’s not just pointless, it’s painful. Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you ought to set up a life you don’t need to escape from.” - Seth Godin
The Vancouver Canucks announced today that Manny Malhotra will not return this...
You know, I like Matt Cooke. I cheered for him when he was a Canuck, and I want him to do well in the league. With that said, he more than deserves the suspension that was just handed to him: Cooke won’t be playing for the rest of the regular season, nor will he see the ice during the first round of the playoffs. Kid needs to get his head on straight. Enough of the flying elbows and cheap...
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If you’re coming to the hospital, meet on the main floor near the...– Mass family text from Mom. This should be good.
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7. Game 7 is like the last two minutes of an NCAA tournament game if they lasted 60 minutes and an overtime.
Little Grandma Bean
Going to visit my Grandma in the hospital tonight. She’s been there for nearly six weeks now. And when I say ‘there’ I really mean she’s been carted around to four different hospitals because there is some strike going on, so she gets shipped wherever the doctors happen to be when she needs surgery. She’s heard nothing but bad news for her entire stay. Whenever...
Sarah: Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this. Phil: Holy shit. In a store that would be 3-4gs. Sarah: I know, and someone out there was all “Oooh, I’ll just take this $40 piece of crap from a garage sale and turn it into A MIRACLE!” Phil: I’d take a $40 piece of crap and turn it into a waste of $40.
I haven’t hit the ice in two months, but I get to play in two showcase games this weekend.
Charlie Sheen is a well-known drug addict with a lesser-known penchant for...– Why We Don’t Care About Charlie Sheen’s History of Violence Towards Women « Thought Catalog